• Denis: I'll leave a message on Facebook, ask her out.
  • Rich: No, it has to be a grand gesture.
  • Denis: Like what?
  • Rich: You know where she lives. Go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her.
  • Denis: That's stalking, Rich.
  • Rich: No, it's not stalking if you love the person.Grab her and take her someplace where it can be just the two of you.
  • Denis: Now, that's kidnapping.
  • Rich: It's romantic. Okay, first we're gonna need some rope and some duct tape.
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